Chris Pratt's Nine Awesome Rules for the Next Generation. |
1. Breathe.
If you don’t, you will suffocate.
2. You have a soul.
Be careful with it.
3. Don’t be a turd.
If you are strong, be a protector. If you are smart, be a humble influencer.
Strength and intelligence can be weapons, so do not wield them against the
weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.
4. When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little
piece of hamburger and they won't even know they're eating medicine.
5. It doesn't matter
what it is. Earn it. A good deed. Reach out to someone in pain. Be of
service. It feels good and it's good for your soul.
6. God is real. God
loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that, I do.
7. If you have to poop at a party, but you're embarrassed
because you're going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the
door, sit down, get all of the pee out first. And then, once all the pee is
done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop's
touching the air.
Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and
then you're peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a
cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just
trust me, it's science.
8. Learn to pray.
It's easy, and it is so good for your soul.
9. Nobody is perfect.
People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are
not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that
designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have
grace.
And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this
country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget
that. Don't take that for granted.